From card no. 1UO44998:

07/04/2014 i detest the limp handshake that some men offer. i would go so far as to place it squarely in the same bracket as overcooked brusselsprouta s. #lifelesson
07/04/2014 i detest the limp handshake that some men offer. i would go so far as to place it squarely in the same bracket as overcooked brusselsprouta s. #lifelesson ( I am a woman with a firm handshake.) (