From card no. UUHVUY8:

I STUCK SOMW DI E ET DOS XXXX SODA UP MY BUTT AMD N XXX AND NOW I DWW XXX FEEL JUST WINDWEF XXXXXXXX WONDERFUL!
I STUCK SOMW DI E ET DOS XXXX SODA UP MY BUTT AMD N XXX AND NOW I DWW XXX FEEL JUST WINDWEF XXXXXXXX WONDERFUL nasty poop. :