From card no. UUILIDU:

You can have ir t fast, cheap, or done wrll e e --- - zzzz well. Pick any tw— – --oh i I see you picked the first two. So that happened.
You can have ir t fast, cheap, or done wrll e e --- - zzzz well. Pick any tw— – --oh i I see you picked the first two. So that happened and then i pooped. twice.