From card no. XLE74RA:

Twas the day after Christmas, allquite in the house, I find that my tou ngue is stuck firm to the roof of my mouth! All those spirits, that wine, oh when will I see, they're only a fleeting moment of glee!! Will ever I learn? I doubt it I fear.... Oh what the hell, roll on New Year!!!
Twas the day after Christmas, allquite in the house, I find that my tou ngue is stuck firm to the roof of my mouth! All those spirits, that wine, oh when will I see, they're only a fleeting moment of glee!! Will ever I learn? I doubt it I fear.... Oh what the hell, roll on New Year!!!